今天你笑了没？？？

YaYa

今年高考中的笑话
　　
　　今年高考有这么一道语文试题用10到20个字给推广普通话做个广告策划，也就是写写广告词啊！在改卷时，有些同学的回答真是让人惊叹不已。给枯燥的改卷带来无比的快乐。以下摘录一些：
　　
　　
　　方言诚可贵，外语价更高。
　　若为普通话，二者皆可抛。
　　　　
　　做普通人，讲普通话。
　　　　
　　学好普通话，走遍天下都不怕。
　　　　
　　今年暑假不休息，学习只学普通话
　　
　　今年过节不说话，要说就说普通话。
　　
　　现在是普通话时代，说普通话的人越来越多
　　
　　出门儿要讲普通话！地球人都知道。
　　
　　学习普通话！我们一直在努力！
　　
　　世界上最遥远的距离，不是生与死的距离，也不是天各一方。而是你说方言我啥么也听不
　　明白。－－－－请说普通话！！！
　　
　　普及普通话，沟通无障碍
　　
　　普通话，廷好
　　
　　悟空你要说普通话要不然观音姐姐会怪你的!~!
　　
　　说了普通话，牙好，胃口好，吃嘛嘛香
　　
　　我~逐渐~学~会了普通话，今~晚的心~情是大~不同~呀大~不同
　　
　　上网用TCP/IP，说话说普通话
　　
　　嘿，说了普通话，还真对得起咱这张嘴！
　　
　　上次有个漂亮女孩和我说话，搞得人家心扑通扑通直跳。。。后来也决定学普通（扑通）
　　话了
　　
　　爱她，就对她说普通话
　　
　　海狸叔叔你的牙齿怎么这么好，因为我说普通话
　　
　　普通话，咱老百姓自己的话
　　
　　以前我说方言的时候身上出满了小红疙瘩。可是自从我说普通话之后，身上的小红疙瘩全
　　都不见了，（拔开衣服）看这里，看这里…………
　　
　　普通话，语言中的战斗鸡
　　
　　普通话，自从有了你，世界变的好美丽。。。
　　
　　小强，你死的好惨啊，谁叫你不说普通话！
　　从前说方言，一句五遍地说，麻烦！现在好了，说了普通话，一口气说五句，还不累，好
　　听易懂。你听好了，这是普通话！
　　
　　国家免检产品－－－－普通话！
　　
　　小平同志说：不管黑猫百猫，会说普通话的猫就是好猫！
　　
　　古道西风瘦马，小桥流水－－普通话
　　
　　
　　普通话－－－－国家宇航员指定语言
　　
　　收台湾,日日本,窜美国,得讲普通话!
　　
　　普通话,我好,你好,她也好!

YaYa

瞧把这公鸡气的！！

YaYa

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.
Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands.
While she was out, the plumber arrived. He knocked on the door;
the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It's the plumber." He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in.
When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!" He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in.
He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!" Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?";
"Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges.
He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.
The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway,
"A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"
The parrot said, "It's the plumber."