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| The saying 'You need to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince' may well be true, but it's fraught with pitfalls, not least the fact that they don't taste too good and many of them can be poisonous. Snogging amphibians has never been that attractive a prospect, so what's needed is the ability to improve your hit rate, enabling you to keep your pond stalking to a minimum. Somewhere there are people who worry about this sort of thing, which is in itself rather worrying, but also quite sweet - and they've come up with a solution. The Magic Frog to Prince removes the need for the whole 'kissing amorous hopping things' behaviour (which must count as some kind of species abuse anyway). You simply add water to this little green fella, and within minutes he'll be transformed into a handsome prince. We use the word handsome in its broadest possible sense of course. Within 72 hours your prince will have grown to a mighty, if not very useful, 10cm in height. Diminutive and unable to whisk you off to his castle he may be, but he's cheap, fun and people love him. |
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发表于 2008-2-21 02:32
发表于 2008-2-21 03:01
